Gotta Protectors Cart of Darkness Game Review

Another beautiful day in Magicadia…except the castle you’ve built has transformed into an army. What’s the deal with a dark prophecy that could bring about the demise of video games? Your confusion could be yours.

Choose your Go! Protectors and be ready to hack, slash, and spell-sling through an epic campaign of over 100 thumb-blistering maps–plus dozens more that are available as bonus DLC chapters!

The rules are as follows. To get the castle rolling start by putting Princess Lola in the castle. An enemy castle is located on the other end of the track. Smash your castle against their castle to destroy it–but don’t let the enemies wipe out the Princess’s HP first!

Pick from 8 Gotta Protectors, from one who loves meat to a nudist ninja
It is possible to play as a solo player, with two or more players on local wireless or the internet.
There will be many enemies at the same time as well as try your hand at bosses, like Crab and Golem.
Make your heroes unique by incorporating an array of distinctive and tactically diverse abilities, starting from defensive, to outright offensive
Listen to a track of chiptune by Yuzo Koshiro.
Find out how to perform secret tricks in order to unlock games that can be played with a game cart every one is the milk-snorting satire of a real, actual game on an Something-or-other Entertainment System
Make sure you cover your screen in classic books on gaming whenever nature asks for a pause
Laugh, cry, and throw yourself into a classic tale that will tug at your heart strings

The wait is over for Japan’s indie darling, GOTTA PROTECTORS: CART of Darkness. The 80s are calling–collect–and it’s up to you to dust off your carts and put an end to the bodacious bad guys threatening Magicadia once and for all!


Reviewed by minecraft xxx